...that mothercunt got rich off scourbots running out across garbage scows left adrift in the gulf of mexico. Ransacked it with self-organizing solar powered bots he bought off cheap from the Army Auctions in 2014, ran them until they'd datamined the identities of louisiana and texas and then flushed the entirety of their life-savings into some hundred thousand different accounts across northern Europe and Corporate China. He's been wanted in the states ever since we've pieced together how this fraud happened...